A Retraction

There was a time when...

if you were listening and the wind was blowing the right way

...you could have heard me say, "'Fever' is my fave song and it's impossible for ~anyone~ to screw it up".

I would like to firmly, but very sadly, retract that statement.

Furthermore, I would like to make this retraction retroactive to Madonna's
version of this song.

Thank you.