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quote:

Dressed in a gold lame Gucci pant leg, the limb appeared to choke up as it described it's separation from the famed singer, "I...I had many wonderful years with Diamond Dave. I mean, we really high-kicked some butt together. Back in the 80's when he used to shave me and Lefty using champagne and caviar in place of foam...those years are precious to me. But, all good things...well, you know."

...and I was hooked...

I don't know who this is, but it's worth a look...