Yesterday, when walking home from work, I found myself directly behind a couple...the male of which was wearing something very closely resembling a kevlar vest.
now...this kid was all of 115 lbs soaking wet and recently weened from his mother's breast...apparently to latch directly on to his white-trashy gf's.
I am ashamed to report that I did not have the courage to ask him something that had been plaguing me the entire time I followed them:
"Excuse me...is that vest 'fashion' or would it be prudent for me to distance myself as you apparently live a life of constant danger?"
I've been kicking myself since.
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ROTFLMAO!!!
That reminds me of a story I should tell sometime.. about an "acquaintance" of mine, on a flight to Jamaica, wearing a kevlar vest.
I'll save that for another day.
Yeah... "or would it be prudent for me to distance myself as you apparently live a life of constant danger?" is a great question :) And laugh your head off while you ask it, as well.
I was thinking of looking urgent while I asked it. hahaha. You know, low voice, eyes moving side to side.
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