what I can get into when I'm avoiding work I have to do

first - hi-larious

second - I'm a bit suspect of the looky-likey face recognizing software when the main features I share with these women are a/ our faces are shiny and b/ our hair is pulled back...oh, and c/ we're all chicks.

three - this is what I look like when I spend all day trying to think of how to critique someone who's worked in his field probably since before I was born...well, the smile is a put-on

four - yeah, I knit that headband

five - my face is seriously lopsided. Like, some people have a lazy eye...I've got a lazy face.